Crash!
No, not me.
Yesterday, someone crashed their little Honda Fusion scooter into, as far as I can tell, a truck. The bike came out of it badly, and the rider worse: he was carted off to hospital in the back of an ambulance.
As for the bike, every bit of fairing on it was broken, some bits worse than others. After generally cleaning up, the police put the bike on the side of the road, where passers-by can see the damage (and hopefully drive more carefully).
Today the bike was still there, the owner most likely not being in the best shape to come and rescue it. Only today, there was a parking ticket on it.
Sounds like a honda fusion go-kart project in the works…