It took them nearly five years to track me down, but...
I just received a note from a solicitor in England, informing me of some startling news. I am the beneficiary of a fortune!
My rich old uncle died back in 2004, and in the wake of his passing, his will has been meticulously disbursed. The note I received in my mailbox today explained the extent of my part in his will.
Seems he willed me the sum of an astounding one hundred pounds.
So, should I have them donate this amazing sum to UNICEF or Amnesty International?
EFF, of course.