Dave Brown

Vroom!

I swear, after roaring along a deserted expressway at well over twice the speed limit^*, my bike was purring contentedly at the traffic light at the end of it. It just seemed somehow very pleased with itself.

I'm sure that my bike is at least part cat.

^*Speed limits here are ridiculously low. On the bit of expressway I was on, the speed limit was 60km/h. It later lowered to 40km/h, which meant that I was going at three times the speed limit at the time.