Dave Brown

Well, I’m not going to ask how you discovered that one.

When there’s a need, there’s a need.

Keeping this anonymous to protect my privacy and not have my response come off as bragging.

Considering this is a gag gift, it’s bound to get gag responses (pun!).

There is a nice article on about.com about this problem, but it didn’t have all the information needed IMHO.

I’ll say Japanese condoms suck. You have to lubricate yourself and then put it on when you have a semi to even manage barely. Even then they kinda hurt and are impossible to get off in one piece. American condoms aren’t much better. I sometimes get it over the head barely only to get it stuck under the ridge. At least you can use the semi hard trick with them.

I think the biggest advice for anyone who is big is a lot of patience and lubrication (doesn’t matter how wet you can make her, you still need it). It limits the angles you can try, so don’t worry about the lack of variety in positions.

One thing I don’t know how to deal with is dragging in the labia minora when I get enthusiastic. Really can hurt a woman and it puts a damper on my aggressiveness, which can backfire in the opposite direction. If you get that, know that you aren’t alone and it’s not some sign that you have brutish tendencies.

Crap I don’t know why I wrote all that advice. Just needed to vent I guess.